The one I opened in a Chinese restaurant, after dinner with my boy-friend. Beside him I had a secret lover, for the first time in my life. The cookie's sentence curdled my blood, I stuttered when my companion requested the text:
No servant can serve two masters. | Man kann nicht Diener zweier Herren sein.
Yesterday I found my favorite sentence, due to the absurd mistranslation:
In love you can shine like the brightest stars. | Glueckskekse bringen Ihnen viel Glueck.
(Fortune cookies bring you great fortune.)